First rule of dealing. Don’t get high on your own supply.

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The car in front of me.

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My new wall art.

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You know your wife is a nurse when she brings donuts home in this kind of packaging.

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I found this in my parents bathroom.

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I did it guys! New world record!

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My daughter thought this set of Sherlock Holmes book spines looked like a koala wearing earrings, playing maracas.

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This driver is just asking for a cop to pull them over.

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Poorsche

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I ordered 3 12TB hard drives from Amazon and they sent me 3 cases instead..

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Okay, the gasoline hoarding is getting ridiculous.

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Went for a baby scan today, we already have a boy and a girl, the third is going to be a… dinosaur?!

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