That’s just what a killer nephew would say.

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Good or bad luck?

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Seems like this bakery uses sour dough.

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The wife’s addition to our automatic cat feeder.

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Screw you, Keith!

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My manager doesn’t know how to use quotation marks.

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The love my 10-year-old has for me is unparalleled.

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Jelly Baby Needs Jelly

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My brother found a burnt Crunchy Nut Cornflake in the box this morning.

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Don’t forget about the moobs…

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Who You Gonna Call?

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This hotel has pizza on speed dial.

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Sound advice.

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Nah, they aren’t up to anything bad at 3:30am.

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That’s what got them into this mess in the first place.

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