My brother couldn’t find a suitable card for our grandma’s birthday, so he improvised, a little.

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My sister and I were afraid of animal mascots, yet perfectly fine with rotting mummies.

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My new dress came with a napkin, apparently!

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A new challenger appears.

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I always knew that there was a little man in the ATM… but I see now that I’ve been sexist.

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Restaurant and..

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Daughter wanted to work in the garage with dad. Needed hair pulled back. Dad hack 101.

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Sign at the local Equine Retirement Home.

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Seems like something a ghost would say..

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Gave our cat a bath this morning and I think she has had better days…

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Ceiling at work was leaking… I fix.

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The replacement buses for Auckland trains sometimes display this message.

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Oops sorry I’ll brush my teeth later.

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Flashback to the time my parents got my cooking-obsessed 8 year old self a chefs knife for my birthday.

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Just moved. Clearly I have my priorities in order.

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Witnessed a kidnapping!

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Mom was Trying to get the perfect picture of the Lunar Eclipse.. Nailed It!

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