You had one job.

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Slightly used coffin.

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Adult Cereal

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Cool hairdo.

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Text What?!

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Seems like a good idea to me.

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It might be small but I don’t carrot all.

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I really tried my best to paint this well for my Mom for Mother’s Day.

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My almost 2 year old son’s Mother’s day survey from daycare.

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Found it…

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I thought my granola bar was too tasty to use just regular molasses.

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My dog was a bit grumpy today.

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Hot shingles.

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I should not be left alone in a home decorating store.

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Always be prepared.

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Tough job market.

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You can’t out run lightning.

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From the top rope!

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Where you go to get some damn bait to do some damn fishin.

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The spiciest kitten I’ve ever seen.

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Today I saw the David by Michelangelo. My mother made sure to take some photos.

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