This tiny “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” figurine that came with my son’s drink looks more like a Ninja Frog.

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This gender stuff at my kids school is getting out of hand.

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Who you gonna call?

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My faucet runs as if it had a great time last night.

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Found outside of a bathroom in a gas station.

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This seemed the most logical response to a wasp in my light shade.

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This gummy brand of candies from Norway have boobs on half of the gummies.

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Meet my neighbor

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You’re assuming they can read…

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Knee Psychic

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No Diving

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Bathrooms are getting really strict these days.

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