That time I saw someone try to smuggle 50 boxes of cookies out of the Orlando Airport and was treated like a drug lord.

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It’s not what it looks like..

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Me when I see myself in the mirror getting out of the shower.

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My kind of fidget spinner.

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Searching for the next iPhone makes Samsung worried about you.

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My sister is having her bachelorette party this weekend and her maid of honor couldn’t have done a better job.

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Princess Charlotte summed up my feelings about the Royal Wedding.

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I don’t think I’ll ever take a picture better than this..

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Oh look, a lemon..

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My role model!

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This hitchhiker.

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When your girl asks for a massage..

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Poo.

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Haven’t tried this flavor yet, seen at the grocery store self checkout.

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It will take you to a whole new world.

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Catholic.

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Busted!

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These were the driver instructions for pizzas I delivered last night.

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