The delivery note got put inside the card, instead of a birthday message.
We named her “Let me speak to the manager”.
My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.
Walked in and thought the TV got smashed, wife just paused on the Netflix intro.
My dad has a phone handset that plugs into his iPhone.
My nephew and his first sprinkler toy.
Local sheriff department has a good sense of humor.
Waiting in the Starbucks line without a car.
This don’t drink and drive warning.
He has a question.
I made my diffuser into snoop dogg.
Anyone seen Johnny’s false teeth?
Went to start the grill for the first time this season and stumbled on a squirrel’s cache.
Spotted in Austin, Texas.
They do move in herds. (Jurassic Park music intensifies).
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