“I can’t even watch your dad sometimes” – The text I received from my mom this morning.

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Belgium mailboxxx

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New Yorkers

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My dad is prouder of his internet than his own son.

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I SAID NO WASABI!

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Let’s hope this helps.

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So that 5th person is a little dicey…

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This truck carrying a truck carrying a truck carrying an ATV.

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My pizza box had a spelling error, the word Greek was changed to greed.

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A story in two parts.

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This dude.

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I go in for my daily spanking.

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Spotted in India

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This tiny stop sign.

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Saw this at the pet store. The past tense concerns me…

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This fried chicken logo

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It’s Morkin Time, Nanu Nanu!

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What if I just don’t open my wings this time…

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