My girlfriend ordered some ankle weights for running and somehow got sent this instead.. Trying to convince her to just go out running with the hammer.

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Living off the grid first harvest, planted my tomato plant on the first day of lockdown.

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Found out my kid had this on his school classroom wall all year.

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Saw this sign in Carson City, just outside of Reno.

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New religion.

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My girlfriend, Bonnie, is convinced she was the inspiration for the Toy Story character. Here’s a picture of her from 30 years ago.

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Will Ferrell’s advice to my father in his junior high yearbook. They went to school together.

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Accurate sign.

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Making ice in the hood.

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My brother: A chef during the day and a Tetris player by night.

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If this pic doesn’t sum up life right now, I don’t know what does.

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Was out for a drive and came across this tense scene..

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This juice tastes like.

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Too Cold!

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German names are funny.

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