With such a tattoo, you would think he would have more brand loyalty.

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I cancelled a call mid-presentation because my 9-year-old told me water was running all over her bathroom floor..

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My son thought it would be funny to put his toy in front of the baby monitor.

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Google Photos thinks my friend’s face looks like roof tiles.

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Got my new license plate in the mail today.

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She saw me put chicken in the bin.

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Currently quarantining due to Covid. Friends dropped off the perfect sign to deter visitors.

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“Where’s the soup?” “I dnos”.

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