Bend your hips and knees. Lift. Sacrifice child.

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Heaven vs. Hell in Munich.

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Why I love public restrooms.

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Saw this gem before my final.

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A casual search for an airplane pillow.

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Stop Resisting.

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Lil Wayne with subtitles on.

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Keeping the pizza safe from your dogs.

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The unspeakable truth.

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That wasn’t thought out very well…

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Looks like a challenge.

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The future looks dreddful.

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Snake attack!

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Sometimes people look exactly how you’d expect them to look.

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Went to get an ice cube from the freezer. Turns out my daughter has been experimenting. I had a choice of flavors; orange squash, elephant or rosemary.

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Shampoo ad in Malaysia.

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Found this guy outside my apartment.

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