Drove by this church yesterday, kids in the back yelled out “Look dad, Jesus is doing the floss!”

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Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

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My friend visited the aquarium today.

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My son ripped Mr.T out of the A-Team van, to reveal he’s actually Mr. Ampu-T

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Fox news just aired this photoshopped Ambien label on TV.

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So my grade 5 son had his “The birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed.

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My daughter wanted to be in the photo with us. We didn’t tell her we were going to kiss.

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Ummmm no…

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Just a normal friday night with my 56 year-old parents…

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Local Jiffy Lube sign.

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Can’t complain at this price.

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Roman numerals

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I bet every teacher ever wishes they had this on field trips.

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Charlie doesn’t like taking baths.

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Special Offer.

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Pussy Wagon

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Face swap level 9000

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This is some serious gourmet shit.

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