Drove by this church yesterday, kids in the back yelled out “Look dad, Jesus is doing the floss!”
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!
My friend visited the aquarium today.
My son ripped Mr.T out of the A-Team van, to reveal he’s actually Mr. Ampu-T
Fox news just aired this photoshopped Ambien label on TV.
So my grade 5 son had his “The birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed.
My daughter wanted to be in the photo with us. We didn’t tell her we were going to kiss.
Just a normal friday night with my 56 year-old parents…
Local Jiffy Lube sign.
Can’t complain at this price.
I bet every teacher ever wishes they had this on field trips.
Charlie doesn’t like taking baths.
Face swap level 9000
This is some serious gourmet shit.
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