My dad does this to avoid cutting pepperoni.

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Rent-A-Man

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Don’t forget to feed Barbara

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Bees on a Plane

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Didn’t see this coming.

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I’m the manager now!

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Gesus

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Job application drug question, I like how there’s no option for “Heavy and Out of Control”.

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My mom is my angle.

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I think they labeled these gummies wrong.

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Parking for Dale only.

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Pull cord for…

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The Silent Killer

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The hotel I’m staying at had a broken door so I fixed it for them…

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