My husband shaved our cat then made a new, much more disturbing one.

via

My wife, the librarian, received her new vanity plates yesterday.

via

You can tell who my real close friends are by their facial reactions as I fell on the dance floor.

via

Christmas morning, 1989, my brother and I couldn’t believe we actually got the Tandy 1000.

via

I work in a hospital and found this in one of the “on call” rooms.

via

This Pantene model looks like she’s about to break up with me.

via

Irony.

via

Roommate didn’t pay rent for April and left our house. Found this resume in a box of old crap he left.

via

I just wanted a BLT with cheese not judgement!

via

Suspicious. Very suspicious.

via

My life, in a nutshell.

via

I am definitely not going outside tonight…

via