When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child, I took a photo of the print out so she could send to friends and family on WhatsApp. Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realizing what it was. She was not amused.

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My neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning, so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.

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Took me longer than I’d like to admit.

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Was asked by our 10 yo why the car had an undo button.

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A quick note to Chewy..

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My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend, since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite.

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Update: We caved, the high chair is now for her.

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My dad had no place to store the werewolf he bought during Halloween, so now he leaves it out and dresses it up for each holiday. These are just a few so far this year. I thought his Cinco de Mayo costume was pretty spot on!

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This is my late uncle’s business card he would give out.

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I now know my wife has officially lost her mind.

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This licence plate.

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Someone in my neighborhood is having fun..

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The number of the beast.

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