I think I went to the wrong restaurant for Cinco de Mayo.

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I don’t think that’s a seagull.

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Ladies? Any takers?

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This warning sign in Lublin, Poland.

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My wife won’t let me wear this to a rehearsal dinner and we’re both pissed!

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My sister house sat for me this weekend. This is how I found my new chef’s knife when I got back home.

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My friend has a Flying Spaghetti Monster strainer.

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I guess she must have a cold hand?

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My friend’s dog

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Subliminal messaging from my university’s library.

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A true hero!

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My fortune cookie today.

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Occupied.

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One small step for man…

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Quality airport logic.

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Prince Charles Cinema

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Anyone know what kind of plant this is?

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You’re under arrest for serving bread, lettuce and tomato.

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