At my uncle’s wedding and just found out my grandpa said this all the time.

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We adopted a bulldog yesterday, the cat clearly was not excited about it.

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Pecker fan?

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Got vaccinated today. Went super well, everybody was very professional and nice. In and out in 15 min.

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Seems legit.

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I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth golfers aiming directly at our homes.

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At least he is self aware!

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Bought a bird feeder with a tray underneath so there wouldn’t be spilled seed on the ground to attract mice. First day, working great.

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