Dan is a disappointment…

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Best log flume photo so far.

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Tenants called complaining that when they used the dryer, their clothes smelled like urine. Did some investigation and solved the case!

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First read, then write.

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Pilots: Which is your favorite chemtrail setting?

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Such a diverse sport.

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North Korea Shows Off New Aircraft Carrier.

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Happy Mother’s Day.

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Brake Problems.

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Clever Girl!

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And here is the reason why I’m fat.

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National Sarcasm Society…

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Trying to read hashtags.

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Am I doing this right.

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My stand mixer looks like I’ve just forced it to commit an atrocity.

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