Never ask your dad to bring you stuff at school.

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No, I haven’t seen the cat. Why?

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TIL how baby airplanes are born.

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Things change as you get older.

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When you order online, Domino’s tells you the name of your delivery driver.

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(Wanted my suspicious wife to think I wasn’t hitting on you.)

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“Maybe, just MAYBE the teacher won’t notice I lost the cover.”

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Friend’s kid face-planted in the snow.

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Found this in the stall of a public restroom.

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I tried to make cupcakes…

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This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.

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Meanwhile I cant even save up for a pack of lays in 10 seconds.

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