Tried to give my wife the D, she wasn’t interested.

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Ad posted by an elderly gent at the uni campus. Any takers?

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My cat’s medication says not to drink alcohol with it.

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My tour bus threatened me!

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Unintentional health warning.

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This book devotion.

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I can’t wait to hide this in the White Elephant gift pile at work and pretend I don’t know who brought it either.

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I’ll just drop this here..

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Well that’s a little harsh…

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I skipped going to the gym today and ate out instead of cooking at home. This was my fortune cookie.

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Caution!

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Sshhh! Meditating.

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Accidental Harry Potter.

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The names of the cats at the vets today.

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My 2022 Halloween decor.

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This is how my sister eats a big mac.

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This business name.

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Never pull pants down

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Don’t cheat on a T.Rex.

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