Wife: oh honey, you hung up mistletoe this year, how sweet!
Trust your instincts!
The First Time.
Yeah, no more Internet bullshit.
Dont Be Like Dave….
You stay classy Tampa.
My friend’s actual statement to police after hitting state trooper.
Pilot draws a dick shape in the sky while waiting turn for landing.
Need new shoes? Why not Zoidberg?
Somebody checked a rolling pin.
I just started working for fedex this week, today I got to meet this movie star!
Well, that escalated quickly.
So he’s real.
Evil at the airport.
My sister loves The Shining. And also Jesus.
My Dad Taking A Break At Work – USS Kamehameha 1966.
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