Dear Mom and Dad, I got my big break in modelling today…

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No one can resist my Schwetty Balls.

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I didn’t forget.

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Love child of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman on Judge Rinder.

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So, do you play any instruments?

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I’ll swallow your soul!

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When you say “NOT TODAY!” and mean it!

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I think my hamster spends too much time on his exercise wheel.

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Found this on my way to work.

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Sometimes your food dish gets stuck on your collar and you leave a trail of food around the house…

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Math may not seem very important to some, but in my school, it’s some serious stuff!

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Taylor Swift’s Bodyguard.

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I feel like this defeats the purpose of solitaire.

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