When you’re a single dad of two little girls and trying to get back into dating again…

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Do the Math Dance!

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Well that didn’t work..

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Smart ass wine box.

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“Mommy, can I be a princess?” “You’re gonna be this purse and shut the hell up.”

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Found a bunch of sewing kits at Walgreens.

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This is the loaner keyboard the IT dept gives us if we spill coffee on ours while we wait for a replacement.

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Volume on my TV.

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Spotted this guy playing with his nuts behind some bushes.

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My favorite pic on the internet right now.

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Uplifting poster at my university.

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Mom dressed up as her son for Halloween.

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I think my dog prefers being a lion.

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This hotel has clear instructions for an emergency situation.

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Scary drivers.

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