I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken.

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The dress does it all!

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Me after watching 10 minutes of MasterChef.

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Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She’s too innocent.

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It’s the sweet one.

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Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.

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We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge.

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Doctor’s office got jokes.. but seriously, vaccinate. #Nursing

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My buddy dressed up as his cat for Halloween, look at the cat’s face..

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My friend is storing his cello at my place. I occasionally send him updates on how it’s going.

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My Halloween costume. Turns out I have a lot of unresolved issues.

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Put me down! I need to get to Target already! (Won a costume contest last night with this one!).

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I guess my boyfriend didn’t quite understand when I said he should be the penguin..

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My dad and nephew as Dennis and Mr. Wilson.

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This poster is in the window of a pub in Sydney.

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I won a $500 costume contest with this outfit.

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Ha, got eem.

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My mom was cleaning out the library at the preschool where she works, she sent me this.

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The Indian place I went to last night had an unfortunate typo.

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Photo with grandma.

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