Love at first sight.
My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.
I get the feeling Superman is going to be very disappointed in about 40 years.
Someone at my local grocery store is bored.
Great costume idea.
I’d order something too cold to hold.
Dog fell asleep in the rain.
Home for the holidays.
No! No! The friend zone is down here.
Tis the season mang.
The myth of consensual sex.
A new fragrance for the real men.
relaxing on Sunday.
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