This is not a coincidence.

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Being proud of their accomplishments and embarrassing them all with the same outfit.

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Funding our Uber driver’s vacations!

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A couple of years ago on Thanksgiving, I asked my niece if she farted. She got pretty upset and then her mother caught this pic of our reactions.

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This baby looks like he’s ready to pour you a pint at his pub.

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You’re a wizard, motherfucker.

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I lost a tooth earlier this year. I took a silly picture while I was at the gym. My wife had it turned into a sock, as a Christmas present for my mother.

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I thought that was Taco Bell’s slogan.

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Not the usual danger one would expect when camping out for Black Friday sales.

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Always make sure to keep your phone deep in your pocket when running from the cops.

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Coffee, before & after.

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My local strip club yesterday.

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Sign at a high school football playoff game last night, near New Orleans.

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The heart went up on Thanksgiving. The next day…

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Now I’m not the best judge of character, but this girl seems shady to me…

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Apparently the lights I’m installing are Canadian.

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When it’s Black Friday and you have to get that tennis ball.

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