My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas…

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“American Breakfast”, according to a hotel in Sumatra.

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My parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.

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The wife asked me to bring home some turkey and mashed potatoes.

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Anyone who’s name starts with L want to hang a stocking at my house?

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New energy drink at my local sweet shop. Hard to Beat!

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Nice job replacing the crosswalk tiles.

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“Gaming chair” available for a bargain price!

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My sister’s been spending a lot of time working in the woodpile.

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It looks like Walgreens is selling stripper poles to senior citizens.

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Give Thonks this Thanksgiving.

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Traumatizing my 3 year old one meal at a time.

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Mash potatoes…

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Sent boyfriend to pick up a carton of heavy whipping cream for thanksgiving.

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I asked my husband to hang the mirror above my dresser…

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My kind of healthy corner.

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