Loved having grandma over for thanksgiving. The dog did not.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Dad joke tattoo: Kiss me under the mistletoe!
What better way to unwind after Black Friday shopping?
Graffiti level: Expert
Parenting sure is difficult.
Photo-shoots with cats ain’t easy.
This street name in Colorado.
Caught a sock mid-way into the sock dimension.
My family’s meal plan for the week.
The new Denny’s mascot looks like a poop with limbs.
This sign at my local coffee shop.
Today I found this pic of my grandma. She scratched her waist to look thinner, first Photoshop ever.
German word for birth control pills.
Walked into bathroom where my wife was air drying my son’s Mickey dolls. I call it the Mickey Mouse Slaughter House.
My wife was trying to blow the crumbs off her keyboard with canned air. It was actually WD-40.
Who was in charge of this monstrosity?!
Nice job Verizon!
My dog sneezed in the middle of his photo-shoot.
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