Quarantine needs

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Received an email from the rental company to “Not be alarmed” if we hear workers on the roof this morning. I’m alarmed.

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Nom nom nom

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My cat attacked our Thanksgiving turkey.

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My local florist.

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Bibles

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How to identify a real Canadian.

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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I’m starting to think my parents are wizards and they’ve got me a Nimbus 2000 for Christmas.

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Get in Loser..

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A quick guide to what those laundry icons actually mean.

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My cat’s automatic feeder goes off at 6pm. Can you guess what time it is? That’s right, 4pm!

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