Some makeup and scar putty turned me into the nightmare version of my favorite emoji.

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Don’t look down…

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I had an inflatable cat on my roof for Halloween. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning, almost had a heart attack.

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Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

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My friend won the Halloween costume contest.

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My daughter and me this Halloween.

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Thanks for that Nintendo.

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Push red button for service!

Name checks out.

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Sharp wit. I like it.

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Look man I just wanted a pretzel.

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Vixens Gentlemens Club

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Employee of the month.

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Inception

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He is a good boy.

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My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable.

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Local bagel store doing it right.

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This Halloween duo.

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