My wife tried to get 5 minutes to relax in the bath while the baby was chillin.

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Then we’ll take it higher.

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I’ve never been so jealous of a pet’s state of mind.

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Do you speak it?

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After years of bounty hunting, some men need that suburban lifestyle.

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2020 really tried to take Halloween from me.

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My daughter really got into character this Halloween.

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This street name in the UK.

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Post Malone for Halloween. Turned out better than anticipated.

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One of my coworkers accepted this bill for payment. Oops!

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I was “It’s raining cats and dogs” for Halloween.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

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My mall is great.

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Senior Corn Maze

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Truth comes out in my kid’s work book thingy.

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After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!

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