In case of Nuclear Bomb Attack, these old instructions could prove useful.

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My mom’s boyfriend built an outdoor urinal so he doesn’t have to use the fence anymore.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

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My sister is evil.

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That’s one way to take care of this graffiti.

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My dog waking up to the smell of pot pie.

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Thai Massage options all include a joystick lesson.

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Top quality ceramic brakes.

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The metrics in school are crazy today.

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The number of antennas on this car.

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Saw plank going for a ride.

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Patrick doesn’t know what to do when the cat is eating his food.

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Found in an old bluegrass record.

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