Handy Barbie.

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Remember – Don’t lift with your back.

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Bet Kevin Spacey isn’t the only one regretting some of his life choices.

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Coworker’s Halloween costume “Bert” Reynolds.

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I looked at the bottom of my juice bag.

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He’s getting the F out of there.

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Another fine job by my local Department of Public Works.

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My niece’s door..

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Saw this homeless guy with chain mail armor made of can tabs.

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Purple person packing perished pelican!

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There is no other option.

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Rick Rolled by a fortune cookie.

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I rarely use any Instagram effects but sometimes I find that a subtle use of tilt-shift really draws your eyes in to focus on the main subject of the photo.

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Glorious…

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Ummm, interesting wildlife advice…

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“Human, why did you stop?? Continue to carry me around!”

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Finally! A true side-by-side comparison of how much house I can afford living here in Indiana compared to California, my home state.

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Found this dog..

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Meth: not even once.

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The Mets.

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My new favorite insult.

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My friend’s tattoo. When asked “what does that mean?” He replies, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.” That is literally what it means.

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