Had me in the first half.

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Found this on a bulletin board at my university.

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My local pub’s cheese and onion rolls.

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Secure those loads.

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He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.

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A friendly explanation at a French bakery.

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I bought a label maker at a thrift store and pulled the tape out to see what labels had been made on it previously.

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The infamous “OKC” ring in my state. Idk why they thought this was a good idea.

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How my cat likes to sleep.

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Being discreet.

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Ride or die!

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I present to you, the Kitchen thing.

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Discount Sushi, my favorite!

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Cherry tomatoes on offer at Morrisons.

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Someone put a barbie doll in my work’s party sauce bowl.

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Satisfaction Guaranteed!

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You get what you pay for..

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Went to a cafe at Easter. Was asked if I’d like a bunny rabbit latte art. Said I’d prefer a lady with big boobs.

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A cat in Rhodes, Greece.

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I don’t always whoop..

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