My local grocery store is both convenient and has a sense of humor…

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The right way to use peta’s stickers.

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The Original Sin.

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Jesus

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One sentence, describing two movies.

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Dick pics have come a long way.

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Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

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And now we know.

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A players gotta play.

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The reality of life…

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Sneaky bastard.

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The Simpsons gets it.

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This workout idea is great. Unless you have a really long last name…

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Blew my piss away…

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Hey Mickey you try first.

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If there is something better than a box, it must be the foot-warmer.

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Makes a valid point.

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Santa what?

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