Tried making a frog cake for my boyfriend, I think he’s gonna leave me.

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Perhaps I’m just perverted, but that guy looks like he’s banging a mannequin.

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I do what now?

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I’m planning to move out, but some things are just hard to throw away.

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“Yield to traffic in roundabout”

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Beer goggles not strong enough.

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Finally, a dumpster I can call my own.

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Catchin’ bass and blowin’ brass.

by blumpkinspicedlatte