My wife had cookies made to celebrate my vasectomy.

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I like to make my wife lattes in the morning, it gives me a chance to slip in subliminal messages.

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This sophisticated dinosaur balloon I got from Amazon.

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My son went to « le Louvre » museum this morning, his message made me laugh.

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Spotted this Totoya on the road today.

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You can choose the red pill, or the blue pill.

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My friend bought me this for my birthday.

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Going through old clothes and finding the chap stick I’ve been looking for.

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Heard a noise in the kitchen whilst sat reading. I don’t own a cat.

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Should be: “Reduced: too clear”.

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Took me a minute.

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Just finished

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FitKing Delicious Snack Bar

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Found these bad boys while looking for warm layers..

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The name of this Snickers knockoff.

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Hmm

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There was an attempt to translate a year.

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Got a little surprise when I got home from work.

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My colorblind husband did the laundry.

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I left a note for my lazy housemate Gary.

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