5’ tall, 100lbs USPS lady handed over my package today saying, “I fight raccoon. I win.”

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My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I’m biased, but I thought it was funny.

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In order to leave 2020 you must run through this blindfolded after doing the dizzy bat thing.

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My friend’s cat and an owl that flew into the window, had a intense staring competition today.

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They’re having a skeleton decorating contest at work, but I’m quarantined, so this was my entry.

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Canadian social distancing.

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Ray’s Septic Pumping

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My only regret is that my skin will never look as hotdog-ish as the real Hulk Hogan.

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Sorry Jesus

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Things I see while on the road..

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A warning to all thieves.

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These Sanitary Door Pulls were just installed at my local gas station..

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Only thing scarier would be Canadian Geese.

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Jeff Goldblum recreated his iconic Jurassic Park pose.

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