Léon: The Semi-Professional.

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Going through heirloom dishes when all of a sudden..

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There are things I just can’t explain to my wife.

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Why does my pie hate broccoli so much?

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Warning, choking hazard.

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Saw this at my local store.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the buttkin.

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“Mommy, the hummingbirds look funny..”

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The dog’s face.

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It’s sometimes hard to lose traditions.

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I work at a cave, and they put me in charge of decorating for Halloween.

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The face of hesitation on this doggo.

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My tattoo after getting a flu shot.

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My microwave doesn’t say ‘Cook Time’.

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