This was in my box of Wheat “Thins”.

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My niece drawing the family’s zip lining adventures today.

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Can you guess who won the Halloween costume contest?

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Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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He was raised well.

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My students are carrying around 3D printed “Dwayne the Crock Johnsons”

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How my kid asks for snacks, from across the house.

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Nice try cop. I’m not falling for it.

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I Make Sex

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OK Duolingo!

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Pinky and the Brain.

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Jacuzzi

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Duck Shop in Amsterdam.

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Couldn’t find my underwear the other morning.

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Building a go-kart for my grandkids/nephews/nieces.

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Liquor.

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We forgot to point.

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Got kicked out of my kid’s Halloween parade for my conch shell costume.

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