NICE TRY, DARK ALLEY

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Oh really?

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Friend posted a photo of her dog. Couldn’t resist!

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Little brother is coming home from bootcamp next week. This is everything that he wants.

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My art teacher has this on the whiteboard.

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No harm in asking, right?

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I have a couple Twix up my sleeve?

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My local barbershop.

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The store didn’t have any “Happy 33rd birthday” balloons, so I improvised.

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Tell ’em to hire taller ones.

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M0RE SPaGHeTTI PLS!

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Soap for working from home.

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My friends ID photo is burned into the plastic on his wallet.

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Bowl without a Pearl Earring.

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I love that kind-hearted woman is represented by a cat.

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