My wife wanted a pot filler so I got her this and now she won’t talk to me.

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Who names their dog this?

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Went to an alpaca farm with the family. This was the highlight for me.

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My wife says I’m difficult to buy presents for. So I made her a handy flowchart.

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It’s all a matter of perspective.

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Been wearing this for years and just noticed the label.

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Saw this legend using his Mac at the mall food court yesterday.

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This piece of popcorn looks like my girlfriend’s cat.

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2 Hour Parking.

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Just a typical Saturday vibe in Manchester, CT..

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My sister found this at a thrift store.

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At a burger place in Frederick, MD.

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We got new stuff at the sex shop, and I for some reason can’t stop laughing at this.

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Beauty Standards are becoming unattainable this Halloween season.

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Love modular furniture. Been using it 6 months now and the finish hasn’t worn out. Cushions a bit stiff.

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I’d buy this just for the first paragraph.

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Apparently inflation is worse than we thought…Selling kids off?

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Spotted in Glasgow, the shopping-list rounds it off nicely!

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The wife thinks she’s funny… And she is.

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