Best excuse ever.

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Condition…

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Canadian at the Kansas City ALCS game.

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My Pug Marching as Slimer in the Spooky Pooch Parade.

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As an American visiting London, I don’t know what to make of this.

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That’s a low blow man..

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Face detector.

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Being the husband at a Taylor swift concert.

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My worst fears have been confirmed.

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Making new friends can be hard.

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Found in the bathroom stall where I work.

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My girlfriend said, “Someone did that on purpose.” I said, “Yeah, it was me.”

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The kids were disappointed, but the wife and I laughed all the way back to our hotel room.

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Witch Costume – Then and Now.

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Instructions unclear.

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Almost TOO accurate: Byte Magazine’s computing prediction, April, 1981.

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I need to stop speaking English ASAP…

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Unique offer from opticians.

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