Left my son alone with the decorations.

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Is this really the best way to encourage customers to get a Flu Shot?

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Breadboard

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Saw this covid shield at work today.

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I don’t call it underwear, I call it..

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Have you seen my sunglass?

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“I’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus”.

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Comedian in the cemetery.

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Paulie Walnuts Says “Howdy Folks!”

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The scariest pumpkin carving!

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NOM

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These brand names are getting weirder and weirder..

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Spotted in Miami..

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Found a shop named after me.

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Survey says: 1st place goes to the Steve Harvey ballsack!

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In Memoriam of Kona: Doer of Evil and Scourge of the Household. RIP you magnificent beast.

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My 73 year old landlady just asked why I have a 5’4” hat in the basement. I don’t know how to explain this.

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