If I had a nickel for every time my wife bakes with the kids and it turns into a Mr. Hanky factory.

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Borat Vs. my dad. Very nice.

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Dilly, the Protector of all that is Pizza.

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Santa is off his diet for 2020.

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My dad put googly eyes on the car.

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This is in Utah. Slow down you Sumbitches!

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Saw this advert for driver training on my way home.

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I hear ya bro.

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We know your pain Mike.

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My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this.

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Lies!

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My friend knitted a witch hat for her cat this Halloween. She hates it.

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The piece of paper that is frozen to the back of my fridge looks like a wiener dog.

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Tiger King

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