Ah yes, I’ve always wanted a blow up of a shark eating someone while humping a traumatized pumpkin.

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First date Vs. 15 years of marriage.

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Burger King at Frankfurt Airport.

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Instructions for microwavable ribs I just had.

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My daughter (2nd grade), brought home her project from STEAM class today. She said it’s a house that can withstand the wind from a fan.

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What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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My girlfriend saw this at her university’s health center.

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Hairy Potter.

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Not even safe at the ice cream shop.

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Never thought I’d laugh about my couch being torn.

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My girlfriend’s niece went to Chuck E. Cheese’s for the first time…

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Fake Pizza Hotline

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Spotted in the wild. I laughed..

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Most people getting up early vs me getting up early.

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Found this masterpiece in our school library…

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My local Domino’s is fighting for our rights!

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My dog weirded out by another dog at the park.

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