Now with extra tail!

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For your health and safety.

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My coworker really doesn’t want her lunch touched.

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Saw this today.

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I don’t know what I did wrong but my parfait is not amused. At all.

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My wife might be a bit too good at The Sims.

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Favorite Child Award

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Unfortunate font.

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My dad said people at work wouldn’t stop using his personal cup, so this was his solution.

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I have an Australian coworker (we are in US) and I’m giving him this as a gift today.

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Carrot from our garden has Saturday night fever.

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This travel company.

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Name checks out.

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