Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road.

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For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you blacked out the night before.

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Ask for Tyler

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Canada rebranding a violent Schwarzenegger film into a buddy movie.

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A perfectly timed derp.

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2020 in one picture.

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If only there was a safer and more efficient way to carry that.

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I’m so glad my county is letting us watch Halloween movies during this pandemic.

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Saw this while at the bank drive through today..

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Hybrid truck.

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My local oil changing shop is so basic.

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God can you give me a sign if I should get PS5.

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My wife’s lingerie has changed.

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Business card for a ‘Percy Long Prong’ found underneath floorboards of a house.

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Devil Juice

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