I woke up to this.

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Horse with a funny fly mask.

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I question your professionalism, sir.

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These pumpkins my 3-year-old made today.

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It’s anti-bully week and the kids got to hang up their own posters.

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Marketing gold.

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Dad jokes in this small Arkansas town.

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Furry

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I’ve seen American Psycho enough times to know that I should use the stairs.

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Answer my prayer.

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I got ‘I don’t know’ in Chinese tattooed on my arm to confuse people who ask what my tattoo means.

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