Probably the most physically exhausting activity ever.

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…aren’t most doors?

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The newest air freshener scent from Glade…

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Not today, Satan.

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1, 2, 3, um… 3.5?

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2 Pillows 1 Dog.

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My uncle doesn’t think it’s too soon.

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The definition of not giving a f*ck.

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Universal Machines.

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Last picture before she went down on me.

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My mom was good with costumes. She was less good with sensitivity.

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Instructions unclear.

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Drop box.

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As a former dog and current cat owner, can confirm.

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My brother is pretty proud of this one.

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.. the show where we get you to FACE! YOUR! FEARS!!

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